ANN Tamashii no Radio - Love & Sex Clinic: Part 1
The Dangerous Doctor ! Love & Sex Clinic
Last week’s TamaRadi was broadcast on the 3rd consecutive day of the summer holidays. “Summer is the season of love and sex” - and many of the citizens of the TamaRadi world had written in to ask for advice on their troubles on this matter. “That won’t do!” Seeing the critical situation, our monarch took it upon himself to start up a clinic for his people.
“The Dangerous Doctor: The Fukuyama Clinic for Love & Sex”
With his trademark “Can I speak frankly?”, he will guide his patients towards a solution for their distress. And the Deputy Clinic Chief is none other than the well-known Souguchi-sensei, who will use his compassion to counsel our patients’ hearts as well.
[Case No. 1]
“My girlfriend who was partly living in, has just left me. The reason she gave was because she’s tired of our bedtime routines. How can this be used as a reason for breaking up? If there is such a way of keeping my partner forever interested, please tell me.” (Kochi prefecture, Ryoma’s tears 22 years old)
F: While we’re goofing around here in the recording studio, such a tragedy has been happening in some corner of Japan.” On seeing the patient in such a pitiful state, our Clinic Chief has said what should be said.
F: Can I speak frankly? Ryoma’s tears….these things happen all the time.
S: That’s true….women sometimes will use this as a reason to break up without second thoughts.
F: At times like this, you speak with the persuasion of President Obama.
S: I’ve got an announcement to make. Once I got dumped in the middle of it because I couldn’t get stiff enough.
And after the Deputy Chief once again has come out with his renowned “statements”, our Clinic Chief wrote out a prescription for this injury of the heart.
F: Nevertheless I feel that, if a person should dump you for something like this, you ought to break up with her anyway. You don’t need a relationship with someone who would suddenly say things like that. There is no reason for you to keep suffering to go out with her. After all, you shouldn’t be the one to blame just because it so happened that you two aren’t right for each other.
As someone who’s been through it, our Deputy Chief also said,
S: Even if you kept on with the relationship for now, you’d most probably break up for some reason or other eventually.
As for “a way that will make women never tire of you”….
F: It’s true that women long for some creativity whenever they H*. But perhaps, it’s because of the underlying effort that they can feel us putting in, which makes them happy. Like getting presents when it’s not their birthday would make them happy, right? If you can show you care about her every minute of the day, you’ll win her heart. But don’t you find that our young people now have lots more opportunities to watch AVs? That’s why they might mistake “creativity” as that intense stuff they see in AVs. If women should think that as normal, what are we going to do?
S: That would be great!
F: How can that be good at all! (laugh) What happens if you’re asked to do something tough! I mean, when you’re watching Mixed Martial Arts (World Fight Championships), you don’t see yourself doing it, right? Can we not have the same attitude for AV?
For the question of “Young People & AV & Sex” which is always on his worried mind, our Chief has used Mixed Martial Arts to illustrate his point well. And his favourite reference literature (……or so he calls the magazines he purchases and reads) has also given out the following advice…..
F: A while back in SPA!…
S: You still have time to read such magazines even though you’re snowed under.
F: That’s because I’m really pleased when I got first in the SPA! Magazine’s Favourite Male Ranking chosen by Men! Anyway, they came up with a selection of phrases that would make people most happy for sex. Apparently, when asked “Can you stay over tonight?” they’d really want to go for it. Also “I can never do it with anyone else but you.” I’m amazed there really are people in this world who would say something like that!
S: I think people’s frame of mind would change all the time…
F: Oh people with (your) this type of thinking are the most unpopular, although I’m like that too. Also, when you reach climax, men have to sound it out too, and so on.
So after the broadcast, our Clinic Chief went around to survey all the female staff “Will you really feel happy if you hear something like that?” Or “Do you really know people who would say that?” Our listeners also wrote in:
“I was once told ‘I can’t do it with anyone else but you’!”
“Whenever he strokes my head, that’s is my happiest moment.”
We received many sweet sweet letters with feedback like these!
[Case No. 2]
“Some time ago, my boyfriend, who is 7 years my elder, said something very sexy to me. ‘To be frank, everytime I look at you, I’ll lose my control. But I will hold on to my rationality until our next trip together. Oh I’m warning you now, I’ll do exactly the same as [Gang★] in bed. (F: “Using my song like that… is OK of course!”) I will not let you off at all.’
I’m still a virgin. After that, we watched “Yougisha X no Kenshin” and went back home. I still haven’t told him I’m a virgin.” (Kanagawa Prefecture, High School Year 2, Yuuna)
And to the lovers who so totally enjoy our Chief’s song, he has this advice:
F: Yuuna-chan, now is the time you must tell him clearly “It’s my first time, please be gentle with me.” Never go out with a guy who will not treat you gently on your first time. Don’t stay with him if he doesn’t care about how you feel. And this shows for sure that he’s not good in bed at all. It’s a totally different scenario from [Gang★]! (laugh) In any case, before you worry about being ditched, you should first cherish yourself more. And you must be frank and open while you’re doing it. Isn’t there always the type of woman who would bear (with the discomfort) and give herself up completely, just as long as her partner feels good? But that is not a higher level of sex. Both sides must feel good together.
S: And if you can find that feeling, that means your love has grown deeper.
F: You’ve just got to be frank with him anyway. Otherwise, you’ll probably never be able to listen to [Gang★] again for the rest of your life.
So for the sake of being able to listen to the song [Gang★] passionately from now on, please tell him what you feel! The Chief’s motto is “Sex is communication!”
And with that, we look forward to a happy summer ahead, but citizens (of TamaRadi) must listen to the Clinic Chief’s teachings in order to make this summer a memorable season!
~ Extract from ANN TamaRadi Blog 21.07.2009 ~
* I have retained the use of the phrase “H” here which is synonymous for “sex” in Japanese.
Translated from sunnydolphin’s blog with permission
Original blog posted on ANN TamaRadi Blog 2009-07-21
This English translation was first posted on MashaPlus [dot] Info Forums. (Registration required to enter.)